5 Changes Resulting From Disney Buying Lucasfilm

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As you all undoubtedly know by know, Disney has bought Lucasfilm for $8 billion.  The biggest announcement out of this has been that Star Wars VII will happen.  But, there are a few other changes that you may not have known about.

  1. Jar Jar Binks will be digitally replaced in all Star Wars movies with Goofy.
  2. Spaceship Earth redecorated and renamed The Death Star.
  3. Howard the Duck gets a sequel, though it ends abruptly when Donald shoots Howard.
  4. The next Indiana Jones movie will be called Indiana Jones and the Search for the Shortest Line in the Park.
  5. Snow White and the Seven Ewoks.
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Avid comic reader, amateur writer, music fan, and someone with opinions, lots of opinions.

Posted on October 31, 2012, in Lists, My Two Cents, Personal, The Fives and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Don’t forget that when Darth Vader says “I am your father” it will be in a high pitched voice and come out as “I am your father, ha ha!!” The shiny black mouse ears on his helmet will be a dead give away.

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