Five Superheroes Who Will Never Be Avengers

Avengers (comics)

  1. The Appendix – He really does not do anything until he is about to burst
  2. Cute & Fuzzy Man – He’s cute, he’s fuzzy, what more do you need
  3. The Stubber – A mutant with the ability to make anyone stub their toe and experience mild annoyance
  4. Commodore Condiment – Possesses the power to generate ketchup, mustard, and mild to medium salsa
  5. Static Cling – Possesses the awesome superpower to make socks stick to clothes out of the dryer and to make a few hairs stand on end

About chyrondave

Avid comic reader, amateur writer, music fan, and someone with opinions, lots of opinions.

Posted on July 11, 2012, in Comics, Creative, Lists, Media, Personal, The Fives and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. I’m sure you are right :D

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