The 5 Dumbest Gifts For Christmas

  1. The Ove-Glove – This pot it too hot to touch.  If only someone would make something I could hold it with – oh wait, they did, it’s called a pot holder.
  2. The Chia Pet – Chia Pets are a gateway drug.  Pretty soon, you’re growing potatoes on your pooch
  3. The Clapper – Clap on!  Clap off! Clap on, clap off, it’s dumb
  4. The Snugglie – The best part about this is the guy in the commercial trying to look cool while wearing a blanket with sleeves at a tale gate party.  Guess what?  The Snugglie isn’t cool, and you never were cool.
  5. The Flowbee – I’m too cheap to pay for a haircut.  Maybe I can use my vaccuum cleaner to cut it.

About chyrondave

Avid comic reader, amateur writer, music fan, and someone with opinions, lots of opinions.

Posted on December 2, 2011, in Lists, Personal, The Fives and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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