The 5 Dumbest Gifts For Christmas
- The Ove-Glove – This pot it too hot to touch. If only someone would make something I could hold it with – oh wait, they did, it’s called a pot holder.
- The Chia Pet – Chia Pets are a gateway drug. Pretty soon, you’re growing potatoes on your pooch
- The Clapper – Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, clap off, it’s dumb
- The Snugglie – The best part about this is the guy in the commercial trying to look cool while wearing a blanket with sleeves at a tale gate party. Guess what? The Snugglie isn’t cool, and you never were cool.
- The Flowbee – I’m too cheap to pay for a haircut. Maybe I can use my vaccuum cleaner to cut it.