This is a bit late for the holiday, but I just recently stumbled across this again on YouTube and felt it was necessary to share it.
This video comes from a British comedy show called Dead Ringers, which did a number of parodies. This particular one is a Doctor Who parody perfect for Christmas (or just after).
In 1990, George Carlin did a routine called Things You Never Hear, which appears on his album Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics. As you can expect, the routine had a number of things that no one has ever said.
With this being the holiday season (unless all the doomsayers are right about December 21st), I thought it would be best to take a look at some of the things you will not hear.
I spent Mother’s Day with my family at Mohegan Sun, one of two casinos in Connecticut. I’m not that much of a gambler, so it was for my mom, who enjoys playing the slots. Personally, I prefer blackjack when the tables are inexpensive… which they weren’t today. Regardless, we all managed to have fun. Somehow, I even managed to leave with more money than I went with, which is unusual since I was only playing slots, and they have a tendency to treat money like the old Pac-Man arcade games. Money goes in, money stays in.
In anything, I got some more ideas for my buffet blog posts, so it ended up being a idea-inspiring day.