You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!
Andy Stitzer (played by Steve Carell)
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Did I hear that correctly?
Idiots rely on luck.
Sherlock Holmes (played by Jonny Lee Miller)
Elementary
Don’t you ever say that again about your fathers, because they are not cowards. You think I am brave because I carry a gun; well, your fathers are much braver because they carry responsibility, for you, your brothers, your sisters, and your mothers. And this responsibility is like a big rock that weighs a ton. It bends and it twists them until finally it buries them under the ground. And there’s nobody says they have to do this. They do it because they love you, and because they want to. I have never had this kind of courage. Running a farm, working like a mule every day with no guarantee anything will ever come of it. This is bravery. That’s why I never even started anything like that… that’s why I never will.
O’Reilly (played by Charles Bronson)
The Magnificent Seven
Fight with you! Join the team? Be an X-Man? Who the hell do you think you are? You’re a mutant. The whole world out there is full of people who hate and fear you and you’re wasting your time trying to protect them? I’ve got better things to do!
Wolverine (played by Hugh Jackman)
X-Men
Don’t fight for a king. Don’t fight for his kingdoms. Don’t fight for honor, don’t fight for glory, don’t fight for riches, because you won’t get any. This is your city Stannis means to sack. That’s your gate he’s ramming. If he gets in it will be your house that burns. Your gold he steals, your women he rapes. Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let’s go kill them!
Tyrion Lannister (played by Peter Dinklage)
Game of Thrones
Run you clever boy, and remember.
Clara Oswin Oswald (played by Jenna-Louise Coleman)
Doctor Who