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Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?
Jerry Seinfeld
Category Archives: Comedy
Humor in all its forms
Concerts I Have Seen
Let’s take a little musical journey, one that’s a little bit personal. Granted, I might not remember every concert I’ve seen, but I have been to a few. So, lets start with the earliest one I remember
Quote of the Day – April 7, 2013
Quote of the Day – October 1, 2012
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Lewis Black
Saturday Songs – July 28, 2012
I have to admit, I am not a baseball fan. I find the game slow and boring. But, I am a fan of a good laugh. And one of the best comedy teams ever has to be Abbott and Costello.
Surprisingly, one of their finest routines has to do with baseball, which is, as I said, one of my least favorite sports. Who’s On First is a masterpiece of double talk (mostly from Bud Abbott) and confusion (mostly from Lou Costello). While the routine is derived from other play on words routines performed on the vaudeville circuit, it was Abbott and Costello who honed it to perfection. The routine lives on in recordings and film.
Audio versions of the routine are available on iTunes. The routine was also featured in the film Naughty Nineties, available on DVD from Amazon.com, and as part of The Abbott & Costello Show, the complete series DVDs also available on Amazon.com.
Quote of the Day – February 15, 2012
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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Steven Wright
Quote of the Day – January 29, 2012
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“I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You’d think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.”
Steven Wright
Random Thoughts Again
5 Pictorials The Show Playboy’s Running Out of Ideas
1) Women of Warcraft
2) Delaware Delights: Women of Dover
3) Pam Anderson: We think this is the last of the old pics
4) Women of the Downtown Busline
5) Women of… Listen, does anyone actually care if there’s a theme?
5 Movies That Should Never Have Video Game Adaptations
1) My Dinner With Andre
2) Brokeback Mountain
3) Airplane!
4) Being John Malkovich
5) Swimming in Cambodia
5 Movies That Would Make Cool Video Games
1) Captain Blood (would feature pirate ship fights, sword fighting, daring escape missions)
2) Laura (Classic film noir that would be a cool game in the Myst vein)
3) Transporter (bad movie, but game would feature driving and hand to hand combat)
4) Creature from the Black Lagoon (puzzle solving and monster fighting)
5) 39 Steps(Classic Hitchcock movie would work well as a puzzle solver)
Quote of the Day – September 28, 2009
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“I sent the club a wire stating, “PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER”.”
Groucho Marx
Quote of the Day – September 26, 2009
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“Quiet, numbskulls, I’m broadcastin’.”
Moe Howard
(from The Three Stooges)
