New Year's Resolutions

Just a few New Year’s resolutions to try and keep this year.  I figured that if I was going to do this, I might as well do this big time.

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1. Start losing some weight… right after I finish the snacks I bought tonight
2. Get one of my books published
3. Win a Pulitzer with the above published book
4. Get one of my comics published
5. Win a Pulitzer with the above mentioned comic, much to everyone’s amazement
6. Go on a date
7. Go on a date with Katy Perry… I mean, she’s getting divorced now, right?
8. Take over the Earth and rule as a benevelant dictator (remember, big time)
9. Settle for winning the presidency as a third party candidate if I can’t get #8
10. Go on a second date (really kind of reliant on #6)

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