“He didn’t buy his walk through walls machine at Walk Through Wal-Mart”
Jack Carter, Eureka
“Someday, high school boys will leer at a girl and say ‘she could power In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.”
Paula Poundstone
(On Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, commenting on a Slate story about the possibility of powering devices with jiggling… body parts)
“Elvis told me not to.”
Self quoted
(there’s a story behind this quote, too)