One Less on the Newsstand
At the end of August, the newsstand will see one less tabloid. The Weekly World News has announced that it end publication, remaining on the internet (read the story here). In spite of its net presence, it will be missed at the checkout counter. So, in honor of the Weekly World News, a few headlines that we won;t be seeing on the newsstand.
Zany Town Elects Park Bench Mayor… For The Third Time!
Aliens Ruin Property Values By Parking Flying Saucer In Front Yard
Three Signs That Your Child Is A Serial Killer
Roswell Aliens Back Barack… Feel Hillary Showed Too Much Cleavage
Election Reform Requires Talent Show For Candidates
It’s True! Ross Perot Really Won The 1996 Election!
Anti-Christ Returns To Earth… As Llama