I wanted to try something a little different. Actually, I just wanted to try adding pics to my blog. Since I wanted to get this list out anyway, it seemed like a good way to kill two birds with one stone.
Anyway, stating for the record, I don’t like roller coasters, never have. It’s not like I’m afraid to go on one, it’s that I’m deathly afraid to go on one. Yet, in my mind, there are those special people who I believe would be able to get me to go on a roller coaster.
They’re called women.
Granted, it’s not every woman who could make this happen. Barbara Walters couldn’t get me on a roller coaster if my life depended on it.
Naturally, a list like this is constantly changing, especially the top five. And I’ve limited it to celebrities (though I know of one or two women that I know who aren’t celebrities who could get me to ride a roller coaster). At this particular moment, the list tends to lean towards the shallow (“she’s so hot, I’d go on a roller coaster with her”), but, as I said, it’s constantly changing.
The Shallow List (in order, yet in no particular order).
1) Elisha Cuthbert
Kim Bauer from 24. While it did get a bit tiresome watching Kim constantly get into trouble every season, Elisha has that girl next door look (unintentional pun). If she asked nicely, I think I would ride a roller coaster, just not one that loops.
2) Willa Ford
Singer, Ultimate Fighting host, Lingerie bowler, Willa Ford makes the list not only because she’s quite attractive, but she appeared in a Six Flags ad campaign riding a roller coaster. Seeing that ad made me want to ride one.
3) Paris Hilton
While she is attractive, her naivety as to how real people live is a real turn off (it’s a nice way of saying she seems a bit elitist to me). She does, however, have a big bank account. She could pay me enough to ride a roller coaster.
4) Pauley Perrette